Every family likes to think (or say) that each and every member of the clan is, in some maner, exceptional. If one considers the Jackson family the overwhelming majority would resoundingly choose Michael as the stand out . . . for obvious reasons.
But there is another — sort of.
One of his sisters is, in my aging-white-guy opinion, exceptional too: LaToya is exceptional in the way in which she manages to remember to breathe every moment of every day. LaToya is truly venerated as a shining example of stupidity.
Spare me your sniffles and cries of “her brother just died!” No he didn’t. He died June 25, 2009. Even someone like me who’s bad at math can do that minor calculation—that was over 2 years ago. Talk about the body being cold.
While scanning the news today I came across this from an article about the verdict of Jackson’s doctor:
“His sister, La Toya, said on Monday that “victory was served” because her brother was, though technically dead, “in that court room.”
Perhaps the most triumphant part of that sentence is “though technically dead”; laugh out loud funny yet sad because it underscore the profound stupidity of LaToya’s declaration that “victory was served.”
As if it were a meal or slave pouring wine.
What a complete moron.
McDonalds serves over 46 million people annually. When you pump gas it is referred to as “self-serve.”
‘Justice’ may be served, dumbass, but victory has never been served, only achieved, and often at the most painful of costs.
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