I begin this post a little disappointed. I had wanted to find a couple sound clips that you could click on as you closed your eyes—a mechanism to instantly flip a sensory switch in your brain and transport you to a place many of us easily recall: the distant mechanical thunder and rush of a roller coaster, high-pitched screams issuing from the passengers, and the loud clanging of a bell on the midway as a game starts or ends. Perhaps you remember attending county or state fairs as you grew up, or taking your kids or grandkids to them.
One thing I can’t do yet is send olfactory data over the wire. Can you recall the smells of wholly unhealthy food wafting in the air? Sure, the rides were fun, and the games momentarily entertaining, but I dare say that if you can’t recall the artery clogging pleasures of food at the fair, then you’ve missed out on a quintessential facet of growing up in America. Yes, seriously.
Soon I’ll be posting an interview I’m going to do with a gentleman named Jim Rising. He’s published a book titled But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong – The Book of Rants. I love a good rant. There’s something viscerally cathartic about a passionate unleashing of pent up, simmering logic that begins to foam and boil over into emotion. I’ll be receiving a copy of the book within the week, but in the meantime I was checking out some of his rants online. In a recent one he speaks of his ill-advised craving for “fair food.” Which got me to thinking.
Aunt Juicebox wrote of her trip to her local Renaissance Festival. Twenty years she’s been going to this thing, if for no other reason than for a specific food item. She ices the cake with a short diatribe about some mouth-breathers who stand in the middle of the road just to take pictures of a really bad accident that tied up traffic. Anyway, her whole reason for making the trek was to quell the mouth watering craving for the food she’d anticipated.
There are two biggies I remember as a kid: Indian Fry Bread and cotton candy. There’s all kinds of scare-your-cardiologist offerings nowadays, including deep-fried snickers bars and a bacon cheeseburger served on glazed doughnut . . . and no, I’m not kidding! To be fair (no pun intended), I haven’t been to our state or county fair in at least as long as Aunt Juicebox has been going to her Ohio Renaissance Festival, so I’m not current with what the gastronomic offerings are, but I certainly recall what they were like, and what memories they created. I don’t recall seeing funnel cakes when I went, but I think they’ve made their way out here into the desert southwest. But fry bread still reigns out here, especially with plenty of honey drizzled atop it, but powdered sugar will do in a pinch.
To this day, mom still loves to get cotton candy when she has the chance. Every ball game we’ve been to, she’s bought some. Sure, there are the staid standbys of hot dogs, hamburgers, popcorn, and snow cones, but as an adult one of the big reasons you go is for the food. Your kids will eat up the expensive rides and games, but you’ll always remember, amidst the sounds of the crowd, the midway barkers, and multi-colored strobing lights, the smells and wonderfull badness of all that food vying for your arteries and stomach.